theroself:

sosa-parks:

Nothing more awkward than putting a dish in while ya mom washing dishes

the way she looks you in the eye as you slide it past her arm

the guilt as you quietly look away


One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

(Source: prekrasnoe-mngnovenie)


sixpenceee:

Creepy sculptures by Choi Xoo Ang. Many of the pieces give metaphorical shape to real issues in modern day Korea, including human rights and abuse.

MORE PICTURES

THE GROTESQUE WORK OF LEE DONG WOOK


porcelainvalkyrie:

coolstoryfuckface:

THESE BANANAS WERE

TATTOOED WITH A TOOTH-PICK.

Cool bananas


stardustmote:

Some warmup landscapes.

that-guy-from-the-thing:

ronnies-corner:

breadmaakesyoufat:

starfreezer:

Georges son calls from Hogwarts on the first day of school terrified and keeps asking if George is okay, he reassures him that everything is alright but asks why he would ask that. Georges son explains that he thought he had died because he could have sworn he had seen a ghost that looked just like him joking around with the older students

STOP DIS RIGHT NOW

first of all, fuck you

Thanks Satan.


wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

(Source: jenkristofu)


theabsolutemag:

“Breathless,” a Series of Cinemagraphs That Make Suffocation Morbidly Funny

The cinemagraph is a relatively new and simple artistic format: the trend involves GIFs that look more like photographs, in which only a specific part of the image moves. (If you were ever into the brief popularity of Cinemagram, you’ve seen these.) Spanish-born filmmaker Diego Agulló decided cinemagraphs would make an ideal medium for a series of images in which people react, almost cartoonishly, to being choked or otherwise suffocated…